I was chatting with a coworker today about his son. He was explaining how the boy divvied up his allowance. "10% goes in his college fund, 10% goes in the bank, 10% goes to god, and he does whatever he wants with the other 70%."
10% goes to god? How does that work? Does he take some of his money out in the backyard and burn it? Does he turn it into an origami swan and sail it down the river at dusk? Does he put it under his pillow at night and it magically disappears while he's sleeping? I honestly don't understand how 10% goes to god; that's like saying 10% goes to the Easter Bunny.
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Maybe he meant it goes to the collections basket at Church on Sunday? Either way, that's retarded. "Sorry starving kid/abused animal/AIDS research. This 10% is for God! Why don't you try prayer?"
Gargh.
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