Sunday, October 25, 2009

D&D Post #7 plus Annotations

Someday I might actually get current with these logs. Not today, though. This is from August.

Same players as last time: David the DM and TB the halfling rogue, Kevin the demon-born druid Alyster, Liz the rat fighter Liz, Trish the half-elf sorcerer who has now been named, but I can't remember it, and me the dwarf cleric Kelgar.

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Here are the annotations for this session, #7.

“Pizza's on the table!” 10:21 – Kevin was asking David if he thought the OVEN was ready, not the PIZZA, since the pizza was still frozen and sitting on the table.
“I plead the fif!” 19:16 – Pop culture reference, “Chappelle's Show” TV show.
“I'm coming outta the booth!” 31:22 – Pop culture reference, “They're All Gonna Laugh at You” comedy album. This quote is from the Tollbooth Willie skit.
“They should have never given you niggas money!” 50:11 – Pop culture reference, “Chappelle's Show” TV show. From Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories about Rick James. We continue to quote Rick James from the show.
“What's on your shirt?” 50:37 – This is the shirt I was wearing at the time. Buy one for yourself, if you like.
“Why do you insist on mixing shit?” 1:05:26 – Kevin mixed his blueberry juice with a Fuzzy Navel wine cooler. He's kind of a weird dude.
“The yellow sun gives you your power.” 1:28:37 – Pop culture reference, “Superman.” Superman gets his powers from Earth's yellow sun. We continue to discuss the absolute terribleness of “Smallville,” the TV show that focuses on Superman's early years.
“My boss wears a lavender shirt...” 1:37:57 – All true. Infer what you wish.
“Button, button, who's got the button? My money's on the witch.” 1:42:54 – Pop culture reference, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” TV show. There was an episode where Willow, who is a witch, was invisible to everyone except the vampire Spike. He said that to indicate that he was the only one who could see her.
“It's not even like that, it's more like...” “Hey!” 1:53:08 – David had just smacked Trish in the forehead to demonstrate how the spell Lay on Hands works.
“Mmm, gelatinous circle.” 1:56:31 – Trish was referring to her circular shaped Jell-O mold. A gelatinous cube is a monster in the D&D universe.
“What is your name, boy?” 2:03:15 – Pop culture reference, “Roots” TV miniseries. This was said by a slave owner to Kunta Kinte while whipping him, demanding that he recognize his slave name of “Toby.”

Monday, October 05, 2009

D&D Post #6 plus Annotations

Even bigger delay this time. This track is over 2 months old. Really sorry about that.

Same players as last time: David the DM and TB the halfling rogue, Kevin the demon-born druid Alyster, Liz the rat fighter Liz, Trish the half-elf sorcerer who has now been named, but I can't remember it, and me the dwarf cleric Kelgar. We also have a visitor this time, my friend Sarah from work.

This log is available as streaming audio or mp3 download. It runs just over 3 hours.

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Here are the annotations for this session, #6.

“Oh yeah, that's me, that's my charming quality.” 3:50 – Sarah snorts when she laughs sometimes. Kevin was not aware of this.
“They have glitters.” 5:48 – Sarah is referring to the sparkly dice that Trish and Liz have.
“It tastes kinda like fruit punch.” 30:48 – This was the first time I had tasted a Rockstar Zero Carb version.
“Watermelon Smirnoff.” 33:04 – Also, wine coolers. Kevin likes the fruity drinks. I must admit, the flavored Smirnoff's are tasty, but they don't really count as drinks in my book.
“That's why it's called role-playing.” 46:28 – I know, I'm a smart ass. But the whole point of role-playing is being someone or something you're not.
“That looks like a deformed Pinocchio.” 54:12 – Sarah had given me a look when Kobolds were mentioned, so I looked it up on my laptop and showed her a picture.
“We are at T-minus...24 days?” 57:09 – Until the start of the NFL preseason. Sarah and I are huge football fans. She likes the Packers and I like the Raiders, and we both razz each other mercilessly about that fact.
“Live Action Role Playing. We don't do that.” 1:02:06 – No LARPing for me, thanks. As I say later, those guys are nerds. Completely socially inept losers. I may be a geek, but I'm not a nerd.
“So when is Tensided gonna launch off like that?” 1:08:28 – I really wish it would, but my high hopes have waned as more time has passed. I keep hearing that the rules are set, it just needs to be organized into book form, but whether or not that's actually going to happen is the big question.
“Oh, that we don't have derby names?” 1:11:45 – Sarah and her friends were/are involved with flat-track roller derby, and they all have derby names, which are nicknames given to them by their derby teammates. Sarah is Miss Informed.
“I go for The Proposal. I made Heath go see that.” 1:18:52 – It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, honestly.
“How do you spell celibacy?” 1:52:13 – He was close, but you spell celibacy with only one e.
“I got a buck...Two bucks...Three bucks.” 1:54:43 – I was counting bottle caps, which happen to be the currency in the post-apocalyptic Fallout 3 universe.
“You have to talk like that over there, because we are the minority at Stagg.” 2:15:48 – I know he says it jokingly, but he's right. Stagg High was very much a melting pot.
“You named your character Ironballs?” 2:33:41 – I don't see why she's so incredulous. I think it's hilarious, and entirely fitting for a dwarf.
“He's totally an asshole.” 2:41:22 – Ah, my friends discussing the depths of my assholish-ness. Good times.